Posted 2 months ago
agentotter:

OMG OKAY THIS IS GOLD. The pallas cat at my local zoo apparently does this, and there’s a little sort of kid-level viewing window into its habitat, and the keeper in that area told me that the pallas cat likes to hide beneath the window. So when the kids press their faces up to the glass, searching the exhibit for the animal, the pallas cat suddenly pops up directly in front of their faces and scares the ever-loving shit out of them. Pallas cat: recreationally scares children. Tell your friends.

My spirit animal

agentotter:

OMG OKAY THIS IS GOLD. The pallas cat at my local zoo apparently does this, and there’s a little sort of kid-level viewing window into its habitat, and the keeper in that area told me that the pallas cat likes to hide beneath the window. So when the kids press their faces up to the glass, searching the exhibit for the animal, the pallas cat suddenly pops up directly in front of their faces and scares the ever-loving shit out of them. Pallas cat: recreationally scares children. Tell your friends.

My spirit animal

Posted 6 months ago

10followedfelagund:

The Lord of the Rings Meme | ten scenes (2/10)

Farewell to Lórien.

This is my favorite fucking scene. 

If you’ve read the Silmarillion, you know who Fëanor was. If you don’t, Fëanor was the dickhead who created the Silmarils: three indescribably beautiful and magical jewels that contained the light and essence of the world before it became flawed. They were the catalyst for basically every important thing that happened in the First Age of Middle Earth.

It is thought that the inspiration for the Silmarils came to Fëanor from the sight of Galadriel’s shining, silver-gold hair.

He begged her three times for single strand of her beautiful hair. And every time, Galadriel refused him. Even when she was young, Galadriel’s ability to see into other’s hearts was very strong, and she knew that Fëanor was filled with nothing but fire and greed.

Fast forward to the end of the Third Age.

Gimli, visiting Lorien, is also struck by Galadriel’s beauty. During the scene where she’s passing out her parting gifts to the Fellowship, Galadriel stops empty-handed in front of Gimli, because she doesn’t know what to offer a Dwarf. Gimli tells her: no gold, no treasure… just a single strand of hair to remember her beauty by.

She gives him three. Three.

And this is why Gimli gets to be an Elf Friend, people. Because Galadriel looks at him and thinks he deserves what she refused the greatest Elf who ever lived—- and then twice that. And because he has no idea of the significance of what she’s just given him, but he’s going to treasure it the rest of his life anyway.

Just look at that smile on Legolas’s face in the last panel. He gets it. He knows the backstory. And I’m pretty sure this is the moment he reconsiders whether Elves and Dwarves can’t be friends after all.

Posted 8 months ago
newyorker:

A cartoon by Roz Chast. Take a look at more cartoons from this week’s issue: http://nyr.kr/19pATON

newyorker:

A cartoon by Roz Chast. Take a look at more cartoons from this week’s issue: http://nyr.kr/19pATON

(Source: newyorker.com)

Posted 9 months ago

petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

Posted 1 year ago

dailydot:

This is how quickly Facebook grew in 2004.

(Via)

Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago

midcenturymodernfreak:

The Beetle Sphere | Artist: Ichwan Noor | Medium: Aluminium, Polyester, Real Parts from a 1953 VW Beetle, Paint - Via

Posted 1 year ago

goochiesama:

why are cars always girls

like

"that’s my baby girl right now"

"i named her karen cuz she’s the bae"

"she my bitch"

like man you ever consider your cars feelings

what if it wanted to be manly as fuck

maybe that’s why your car breaks down on you

cuz of your gender discrimination

stop the car gender discrimination

if you car wants to be a manly motherfucker

let it be

stop forcing it to be a girl

you faggots

(Source: konysenpai)

Posted 1 year ago

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

Posted 1 year ago